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3662 Wilmington Ave. $1,395
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Holy $chitt - ** If you're NOT looking to move within the next 30 days, check back when you are! Best advice: GO TO OUR RENTALS WEBSITE to check if this is still avail** or subscribe to our YouTube channel so you get noti's before units are even listed!**
Heads up, I’m rewatching Schitt’s Creek as I write this so pardon me if there is some unexpected bourgeois (‘boozsh-wah’ don’t worry, I had to use Siri to spell it) tickling the accompanying sentences. Talk about an upgrade from the Rosebud Motel.
[INT. Living Room, Day]
Moira: Oh look, David- doesn’t that hearth and stained glass remind you of-
Alexis: That trip to Italy when he was in 4th grade?
Moira: Why yes, Alexis, I wasn’t aware you were with us on that trip…
David: She wasn’t!! But I called her from the bathroom of La Rouge La Vouve because *someone* left without me!
Moira: Oh David, I do wish you would let that go.
David: I was *9* and you got.on.a.yacht while I was using the bathroom in a foreign country.
(Moira traipses through the dining room while the kids go through the first bedroom, taking in all of the great details.)
Moira [unseen]: Kids! There’s a tremendous extra room off the second bedroom! Isn’t it delectable?? Your father needs an office!
(David & Alexis stand in the kitchen, dumbfounded, as Moira rounds the corner from the bonus space)
David: what is *that*?
Alexis: It's a black machine cabinet made for kitchens, David.
Moira: Children, I believe they call those dishwashers.
aaaaand, Scene.
Street parking. W/d hookups in the basement. Everything you need, deff not up a creek on this one.
APP STUFF:
Our application checks that your credit is decent. It does NOT need to be perfect, but we need to see that you pay your bills on time and as agreed. We’re also checking that you’ve been a good tenant in the past (providing this isn’t your first place), and lastly, we want to see that you’re financially sound.
We accept 2 cats or 1 dog up to twenty pounds, pet rent additional. If you have a lizard or something small like that that floats your boat, they be rent free.
Check all our availability at www .garciapropertymanagement. com /vacancies
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Small Dogs Allowed and Cats Allowed
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Description
Holy $chitt - ** If you're NOT looking to move within the next 30 days, check back when you are! Best advice: GO TO OUR RENTALS WEBSITE to check if this is still avail** or subscribe to our YouTube channel so you get noti's before units are even listed!**
Heads up, I’m rewatching Schitt’s Creek as I write this so pardon me if there is some unexpected bourgeois (‘boozsh-wah’ don’t worry, I had to use Siri to spell it) tickling the accompanying sentences. Talk about an upgrade from the Rosebud Motel.
[INT. Living Room, Day]
Moira: Oh look, David- doesn’t that hearth and stained glass remind you of-
Alexis: That trip to Italy when he was in 4th grade?
Moira: Why yes, Alexis, I wasn’t aware you were with us on that trip…
David: She wasn’t!! But I called her from the bathroom of La Rouge La Vouve because *someone* left without me!
Moira: Oh David, I do wish you would let that go.
David: I was *9* and you got.on.a.yacht while I was using the bathroom in a foreign country.
(Moira traipses through the dining room while the kids go through the first bedroom, taking in all of the great details.)
Moira [unseen]: Kids! There’s a tremendous extra room off the second bedroom! Isn’t it delectable?? Your father needs an office!
(David & Alexis stand in the kitchen, dumbfounded, as Moira rounds the corner from the bonus space)
David: what is *that*?
Alexis: It's a black machine cabinet made for kitchens, David.
Moira: Children, I believe they call those dishwashers.
aaaaand, Scene.
Street parking. W/d hookups in the basement. Everything you need, deff not up a creek on this one.
APP STUFF:
Our application checks that your credit is decent. It does NOT need to be perfect, but we need to see that you pay your bills on time and as agreed. We’re also checking that you’ve been a good tenant in the past (providing this isn’t your first place), and lastly, we want to see that you’re financially sound.
We accept 2 cats or 1 dog up to twenty pounds, pet rent additional. If you have a lizard or something small like that that floats your boat, they be rent free.
Check all our availability at www .garciapropertymanagement. com /vacancies
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| Deposit | $1395.00 |
