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Sitting down is the most under-rated of the human actions.

Sitting, in its own way, feels like a lack of action. It’s resting. You can sit on anything- your bed, your crummy couch, the floor, a rock, the mismatched, wobbly chair you picked up from the curb.

But there’s a better way.

A bean bag chair is the definitive seating you can have. Cozy, nostalgic, comfortable, portable, and different. You can brighten a room with it; you can nap on it; you can supplement your terrible couch into a cool, awesome living room with a bean-bag chair. You can sit in it, not on it and that difference is crucial to remember. Sitting on a chair is pedestrian. Sitting in a chair is royal.

A bean bag chair is a throne for slackers, unpretentious but fantastic. You deserve the Dormify bean bag experience.

Think about it. You can get a bean bag chair for a little less, but why would you? A mediocre bean bag is, well, a bag of beans. It’s not worth it. The imitation will reveal itself as an imitation when you settle in it for movies, for video games, for naps you never intended to take or for anything else. Mediocre ones leak; this one doesn’t. No, the Dormify bean bag chair is a chair in the sense that it’s furniture. You will want to keep this. It will look good in your house in any of its colors. You will be happy every day to see it, and, best of all, it’s just at the price range where you can request it as a gift.

You want a non-bottled gift, right? Your parents don’t want to give you whiskey, yeah? Link to this. It’s the perfect mix of fun, practical, cozy, and awesome that gifts should be. Both you and your parents will be happy with it, which is more than I can say about your other wish-list items.

Finally, treat yourself right. Get a piece of furniture you can take to other apartments, one you’ll want to take to other apartments, something so well rounded that it looks good, feels better, and brightens up any corner or room. Get a real bean bag chair. Get the Dormify bean bag chair. Get it and experience the joy of living like an actual grown-up while retaining the simplest, best pleasures of youth.

A bean bag chair. A good one. Sometimes the best ideas are the simple ones.


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Lev Novak is a recent graduate of Tufts University. He has currently shopping his first novel, and has previously written for College Humor and Hack College.

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